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Hello?  Hello?  Ummm...


Is anybody out there?

Oh.  There you are.

How uncomfortable is this?

Very.  Very uncomfortable.

But here I go anyway.

So you've come by to check out my site.  My own, ad-supported, free website.  You're here because - well, because you've got nothing better to do at this particular moment. It's not unlike visiting me in my non-swinging college-years bachelor pad.

You notice the lack of decoration on the walls; the easier to see the ends of the brushstrokes on the ashen paint.  The futon has seen better days.  And apparently, I've mastered milk crate furniture engineering; honed it, in fact, to the brink of madness.

Oh, and is that the sound of horrific spiritual despair, or just the bathroom plumbing?

But here you are, standing in the living room-slash-dining room-slash-bedroom.  You've chosen to visit.  And, oddly enough, you are staying.  

So, you want something to read?

Yeah?

Well, then, flop down on that there orange bean bag chair (but don't flop too hard, the electrical tape on the underside is NOT for decorative purposes), and let's see what I've got on hand...


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