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Beaumont Pages
Hello? Hello? Ummm...
Is anybody out
there?
Oh. There
you are.
How
uncomfortable is this?
Very.
Very uncomfortable.
But here I go anyway.
So you've come by to check out my site. My own, ad-supported,
free website. You're here because - well, because you've got
nothing better to do at this particular moment. It's not unlike
visiting me in
my non-swinging college-years bachelor pad.
You notice the lack of decoration on the walls; the easier to see
the ends of the brushstrokes on the ashen paint. The futon
has seen better days. And apparently, I've mastered milk crate
furniture
engineering; honed it, in fact, to the brink of madness.
Oh, and is that the sound of horrific spiritual despair, or just the
bathroom plumbing?
But here you are, standing in the living room-slash-dining
room-slash-bedroom. You've chosen to visit. And, oddly
enough, you are staying.
So, you want something to read?
Yeah?
Well, then, flop down on that there orange bean bag chair (but don't
flop too hard, the electrical tape on the underside is NOT for
decorative purposes), and let's see what I've got on hand...
PICK
A LINK!
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