The
File Cabinet
A poem :
Tall
and square, deep-drawered and green.
Well-organized
shelving, polished to a mirror sheen.
It's
nothing like you've ever seen.
That's
Beaumont's file cabinet.
Sorta peters out at the end, huh?
I didn't say it was a good poem.
Root through the
drawers to find something better...
FAN FICTION: TV
SPORTS NIGHT -
Intellectual Properties for
language
and adult themes.
Status: Chapters
1 - 3 available now / more to come
Synopsis: The
people of CSC's top show have a new boss, and changes are being made,
whether they like it or not.
Beaumont sez: More
drama than comedy, but nothing outside of the original show's style.
Definitely worth a look.
SCREENPLAYS
UNTITLED
for
mature themes involving sexuality and violence.
Status: Completed short film
script
Synopsis: Is Chris a killer,
or is it all in his mind?
Beaumont sez: A
dark psychodrama, very twisted; intended to be a bit confusing on the
page. And it is. An experiment (first draft took about
ninety minutes to write) in toying
with
chronological order. Almost produced. The rating is my
being cautious - it's not for younger readers. A contender for an
Editor's Cut slot.
HER ADMIRER
for mild language.
Status: Completed
short film script
Synopsis: A
traveling salesman finally gets up the nerve to tell a waitress at a
roadside diner that he likes her.
Beaumont sez:
I still believe that this is one of the best pieces I've
ever written. As a filmmaker friend of mine said, "It's sweet,
but not syrupy." Another one that was quite
nearly produced,
although there was an issue with the director's idea for the tone of
the piece, and that was a deal-breaker. But I still have hope....
THE WATERING HOLE
for mild violence.
Status: Completed short
film script
Synopsis: Two
men find a surprise at their favorite fishing spot.
Beaumont sez: I
co-wrote this parody of beer commercials, and while it's not everything
I (as well as the other writer) hoped it would be, it has some nice
moments.
FAN FICTION:
MOVIES
COMING SOON!
ORIGINAL FICTION
COMING SOON!
ORIGINAL NON-FICTION
COMING SOON!
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