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The File Cabinet


A  poem :


Tall and square, deep-drawered and green.

Well-organized shelving, polished to a mirror sheen.

It's nothing like you've ever seen.

That's Beaumont's file cabinet.



Sorta peters out at the end, huh?

I didn't say it was a good poem.

Root through the drawers to find something better...



FAN FICTION:  TV


SPORTS NIGHT  -  Intellectual Properties       for language and adult themes.

    Status:  Chapters 1 - 3 available now  /  more to come
     Synopsis:  
The people of CSC's top show have a new boss, and changes are being made, whether they like it or not.
   
Beaumont sez:  More drama than comedy, but nothing outside of the original show's style.  Definitely worth a look.  


SCREENPLAYS


UNTITLED     for mature themes involving sexuality and violence.

     Status:  Completed short film script
      Synopsis:  Is Chris a killer, or is it all in his mind?
        Beaumont sez:  A dark psychodrama, very twisted; intended to be a bit confusing on the page.  And it is.  An experiment (first draft took about ninety minutes to write) in toying                                              with chronological order.  Almost produced.  The rating is my being cautious - it's not for younger readers.  A contender for an Editor's Cut slot.



HER ADMIRER
   
  for mild language.
   
     Status:  Completed short film script
     Synopsis:   A traveling salesman finally gets up the nerve to tell a waitress at a roadside diner that he likes her.
     
Beaumont sez:  I still believe that this is one of the best pieces I've ever written.  As a filmmaker friend of mine said, "It's sweet, but not syrupy."  Another one that was quite                                                    nearly produced, although there was an issue with the director's idea for the tone of the piece, and that was a deal-breaker.  But I still have hope....

 
THE WATERING HOLE    
   for mild violence.

       Status:  Completed short film script
         Synopsis:  Two men find a surprise at their favorite fishing spot.
         Beaumont sez:  I co-wrote this parody of beer commercials, and while it's not everything I (as well as the other writer) hoped it would be, it has some nice moments.



FAN FICTION:  MOVIES

COMING SOON!


ORIGINAL FICTION

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ORIGINAL NON-FICTION


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